Worn Free Has an Edge ... and Wrestles Up Another Deal!
Oh, dear. That's rather a tacky headline. But hey, you think it's easy being bloggishly clever day in and day out? Why don't you come over here and try it, then? No, wait. We didn't mean it. Please don't come over here. We love this job.
What we really want to see is this: One of our highly covetable tees was spotted on WWE superstar Edge (see below), and several of our hottest designs are on sale for a limited time at the outrageous power-slam price of $30.
First, here's Edge, rocking our Joey Ramone Punk Magazine shirt on the occasion of a tense bout (known in the trade, we're fairly certain, as a "smackdown") with fellow combatant Matt Hardy.
And speaking of wrestling, we know you're grappling with an economy that's got your wallet in a hammerlock, so we're going to help you leap off the ropes and land squarely on this recession's chest with $30 deals on the following mega-hot designs:
Yep, you can obtain Debbie Harry "Punk" (modeled here by the ravishing Naomi Campbell); I'm Not Johnny Ramone (as seen on the delicious Eva Mendes); John Lennon Working Class Hero (thank you, Marlon Wayans); John Lennon You Are Here (pictured on the comely torso of Jaime King); Debbie Harry Camp Funtime (worn freely by the captivating Mischa Barton) and Lester Bangs Freedom or Death (as demonstrated by the reliably demonstrative Kevin Dillon, AKA Johnny Drama, on Entourage) -- all for a mere 30 clams.
So what are you waiting for, people? Wrestle out that credit card and let's make this happen.